Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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