4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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