Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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