I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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