at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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