2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I am available for nakedness
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize