that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Randomize
