apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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