Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
3pm strippers are depressing
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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