well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
