YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
he puts the penis in happiness.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
