: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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