He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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