its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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