But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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