Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
there was a trapeze. enough said
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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