Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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