i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
His nipple licking is glorious
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