The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
Randomize
