Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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