Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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