All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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