So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
Randomize