Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
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