I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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