butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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