I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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