there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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