there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
My dick has a subreddit
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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