Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
My vagina just clenched in fear
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