make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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