ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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