You're my little dorito
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
My breasts were aching with rage.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
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