No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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