Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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