It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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