idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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