I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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