she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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