I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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