i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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