At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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