Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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