I cannot find my penis.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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