I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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