is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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