can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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