mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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