Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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