and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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