yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
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