Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
