I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Randomize
