what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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