Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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