I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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