i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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